Finland’s entry saw Krista Siegfrids prance around in a cheap wedding dress that looked like it fell off the back of Katy Perry’s tour bus and sing a song called ‘Marry Me’ ,which reached High School Musical levels of bubblegum camp. Right up until the moment she performed an on-stage examination of one of the backing dancer’s tonsils.
Well it’s Eurovision, so at least we know that she didn’t do it to appeal to all the straight men watching at home. Turkey decided not to air the entire show, calling the three-second kiss ‘gay propaganda’. Apparently they watched the last fifty six shows with their eyes shut and their hands clamped over their ears. (via The Only Bits Of Eurovision Worth Knowing About)