new favorite song !
those pants: WANT!
I feel like this is what you’d get if you tried going out in a skimpy outfit, and your mother said, “HOLD ON THERE, honey, you are not leaving my house dressed like THAT,” and you were like, “MOM, don’t be so LAME, this is TOTALLY not even that short,” and she was all, “But I can see your NIPPLE poking through there,” and you were like, “Dude, Mom, nips are the new black, everyone is doing it,” and she was like, “I WOULD SOONER GLUE THE GUEST-ROOM CURTAINS TO YOUR BODY THAN LET YOU WEAR THAT DRESS,” and you go, “I’d like to see you TRY, old woman,” and she said, “OH NO YOU DI’INT,” and grabbed her glue gun and a stapler
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
—florence & the machine - drumming song
Wat is buiten zwart en binnen groen?
een neger die spinazie heeft gegeten.
—die jommeke toch!
When I’m sad, I just stop being sad and become awesome again.
true story!
